tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275409442012-02-16T17:35:23.979-08:00Aquí, se me ocurrió que podría escribir textos cortos, pero intensos, alternándolos con imagenes. ( Jaume Matamala Blanch ).Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comBlogger571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-72820665393157752152011-08-02T22:26:00.000-07:002011-10-24T11:37:58.864-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W_d4Uz4ohE8/TlzZT_8ZeUI/AAAAAAAABFw/EQr1A3xd0_g/s1600/5376%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W_d4Uz4ohE8/TlzZT_8ZeUI/AAAAAAAABFw/EQr1A3xd0_g/s320/5376%255B1%255D.jpg" width="304" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span">&nbsp;&nbsp; <b>El matrimonio, es como las Libretas de Ahorro; <span class="Apple-style-span">de tanto meter y sacar se pierde el interés.</span></b></span><br /><br /><strong>&nbsp; Si tu mujer te dice que te tires de un tejado; ruega a Dios que sea bajo.</strong><br /><br /><strong>&nbsp; ¿ Qué diferencia hay entre una hechicera y una bruja ? .......<span style="color: #ffd966;"> 5 Años de matrimonio.</span></strong><br /><div><b> </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-7282066539315775215?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-39907684206092056012011-02-05T02:48:00.000-08:002011-09-13T07:00:36.083-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PK8yY29vDYE/Tlzdn-OykvI/AAAAAAAABGU/6SmIJWOG1HE/s1600/jordi%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PK8yY29vDYE/Tlzdn-OykvI/AAAAAAAABGU/6SmIJWOG1HE/s320/jordi%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<span style="color: #ff6666; font-size: 130%;"><br />verdadera felicidad esta en las pequeñas cosas:</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">una pequeña fortuna; un pequeño yate; una pequeña mansión.</span></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"></span></strong><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="color: #cc66cc;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: white;"> </span></span><span style="color: #9999ff;">" El dinero no hace la Felidad; la compra hecha."</span><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-3990768420609205601?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-16231988351794874192010-10-11T11:30:00.000-07:002011-10-09T00:43:01.067-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYzbj-wurHg/TlzhLOOfBEI/AAAAAAAABGs/5mAlYEBpx-w/s1600/12349%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYzbj-wurHg/TlzhLOOfBEI/AAAAAAAABGs/5mAlYEBpx-w/s320/12349%255B1%255D.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Los Políticos y los calzonzillas hay que cambiarlos siempre por la misma razón.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc33;">LA POLITICA, " Es el arte de mentir. "<br /><br /><span style="color: #33ccff;"> Si no puedes convencerlos:<span style="color: #ff6600;"> ¡ Confundelos... .¡</span></span></span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><span style="color: #ff6600;"></span></span></span></strong></div><br /><strong><span style="color: #ffcc33; font-size: x-large;">Un Político, es aquel que crea problemas para luego darles la solución equivocada.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><br /></span></span></strong><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong> </div><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div></div><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-1623198835179487419?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-82147379386351517342010-10-11T11:23:00.000-07:002011-09-13T06:50:12.540-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vvg5HAa78No/TlzjYF4IukI/AAAAAAAABHE/RfG-dY-T130/s1600/8877%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="308" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vvg5HAa78No/TlzjYF4IukI/AAAAAAAABHE/RfG-dY-T130/s320/8877%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="color: #f6b26b; font-size: x-large;">Hay dos clases de economistas: Los que no saben nada y los que saben menos.</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: #e06666; font-size: x-large;">Si tienes una pistola, puedes robar a un&nbsp;banco; pero con un BANCO puedes robar a todos.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="color: #e06666; font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-8214737938635151734?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-45152054850972595592010-10-11T01:47:00.000-07:002011-09-13T07:07:32.513-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/TLLPZI_w6TI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/Oqt9Cn9vYpU/s1600/FIDELIDAD%5B1%5D.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526707723555629362" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/TLLPZI_w6TI/AAAAAAAAA5Y/Oqt9Cn9vYpU/s320/FIDELIDAD%5B1%5D.jpg" style="display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 304px;" /></a><br /><div></div><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">Yo creo en la Fidelidad Matrimonial; excepto los jueves.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">El amor eterno; se sirve en frasco con fecha&nbsp;de caducidad.</span></span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><br /></span><span style="color: #ccccff; font-size: 130%;">Cuando el dinero no entra; el amor, se va por la ventana.</span><br /></span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-4515205485097259559?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-9365252966124634872010-09-26T07:24:00.000-07:002011-02-09T09:29:51.759-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/TJ9ZIg_BSuI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/YWyj7UiHRBo/s1600/matrimonio%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 247px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521229671007603426" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/TJ9ZIg_BSuI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/YWyj7UiHRBo/s320/matrimonio%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">La esposa esta nuestro lado para ayudarnos a resolver problemas. <span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">Problemas, que no </span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" ><span>tendríamos si no esteviésemos casados.</span></span><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-936525296612463487?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-24431002721615445212010-05-01T00:59:00.000-07:002011-08-30T05:45:56.365-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QA6z_3r-O4M/TlzbeIAIXjI/AAAAAAAABF8/cwx5npcAwKw/s1600/6087%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QA6z_3r-O4M/TlzbeIAIXjI/AAAAAAAABF8/cwx5npcAwKw/s320/6087%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Si estás enfadodo 1 minuto; son 60 segundos que pierdes de Felicidad</span></span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-2443100272161544521?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-88413106214654626072010-04-28T09:04:00.000-07:002011-08-30T05:47:26.471-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NeNCX8dWy9c/Tlzb1LHzksI/AAAAAAAABGA/fDMi1xSek80/s1600/blog_jordi_labanda%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="160" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NeNCX8dWy9c/Tlzb1LHzksI/AAAAAAAABGA/fDMi1xSek80/s320/blog_jordi_labanda%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Oh¡, gritaba un sabio delante de un aparador cargado de exquisitos regalo: <span style="color: #6666cc;">" </span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #6666cc;">Cuantas cosas no necesito ".-<br /><br /></span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-8841310621465462607?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-30101556539749009342010-04-28T09:01:00.000-07:002011-08-30T05:42:01.322-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pfcJ4aoPe24/TlzajZRfkUI/AAAAAAAABF0/vvwDSAZRym0/s1600/13574%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pfcJ4aoPe24/TlzajZRfkUI/AAAAAAAABF0/vvwDSAZRym0/s320/13574%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">En la vida esta incluida la muerte; y dicen que quizá en la muerte también haya vida.</span></strong></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-3010155653974900934?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-66534337495972366792010-04-17T03:47:00.000-07:002011-10-24T11:41:26.571-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y-zYFMYD78k/TlzcCozcHWI/AAAAAAAABGE/3AmZim6tAd0/s1600/3335%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y-zYFMYD78k/TlzcCozcHWI/AAAAAAAABGE/3AmZim6tAd0/s320/3335%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">El Trabajo debe de ser malo, porque te pagan por hacerlo.</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Si el trabajo es salud; que trabajen los enfermos ...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-6653433749597236679?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-65854825596350125482010-04-13T10:08:00.000-07:002011-08-30T05:49:43.231-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PcdNPIrrsQw/TlzcXkerJoI/AAAAAAAABGI/_OshB15JDIQ/s1600/8475%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PcdNPIrrsQw/TlzcXkerJoI/AAAAAAAABGI/_OshB15JDIQ/s320/8475%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">La <span style="color: #ffcc00;">VIDA,</span> es aquello que pasa mientras tu haces otras COSAS.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="color: #cc6600; font-size: 130%;">En la VIDA hay que saber qué puentes cruzar, y cuales quemar.-</span></strong></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-6585482559635012548?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-9599338221319333102010-03-07T02:01:00.000-08:002011-08-30T05:51:12.313-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MU6EF6Cw1qU/Tlzcswhae-I/AAAAAAAABGM/T5UCRG9FdA0/s1600/13021%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MU6EF6Cw1qU/Tlzcswhae-I/AAAAAAAABGM/T5UCRG9FdA0/s320/13021%255B1%255D.jpg" width="298" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Sólo aquello que ha sido, es lo que nos <span style="color: #cc33cc;">PERTENECE</span>. </span></strong></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-959933822131933310?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-951192111823203112010-03-06T08:48:00.000-08:002011-08-30T05:57:36.079-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GSz6Kgld7sI/TlzeNlv7uQI/AAAAAAAABGY/7j2_egk5yTY/s1600/13386%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GSz6Kgld7sI/TlzeNlv7uQI/AAAAAAAABGY/7j2_egk5yTY/s320/13386%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Uno, es tan feliz como su mente le deja ser.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-95119211182320311?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-30354806064107500542010-03-06T02:36:00.000-08:002011-08-30T05:44:16.893-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DQy6Ju8YGuY/TlzbFZVm3UI/AAAAAAAABF4/mgheKE2ee0U/s1600/ilustracion_jordi_labanda%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DQy6Ju8YGuY/TlzbFZVm3UI/AAAAAAAABF4/mgheKE2ee0U/s320/ilustracion_jordi_labanda%255B1%255D.jpg" width="267" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Por si acaso: " <span style="color: #ffff66;">Que la inspiración te coja trabajando</span></strong><span style="color: #cc33cc;"> </span><strong>".</strong></span></div></div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><br /></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>En el avión, el tiempo se pasa volando.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-3035480606410750054?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-40052929085881004142009-07-16T23:36:00.000-07:002011-08-30T05:53:03.877-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jdwE5DnH8ds/TlzdJjk5y_I/AAAAAAAABGQ/8hE4-pttcfY/s1600/4478%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jdwE5DnH8ds/TlzdJjk5y_I/AAAAAAAABGQ/8hE4-pttcfY/s320/4478%255B1%255D.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">En una conversación de amigos y tratando de la fidelidad matrimonial; uno le pregunta al otro si había sido infiel en alguna ocasión, y el otro señalando al entrepiernas le dice: <span style="color: #ff6600;">" Yo siempre lo he hecho con la misma"</span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-4005292908588100414?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-35561274948772891282007-01-11T13:01:00.000-08:002011-08-30T05:58:50.646-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jbbTSF2mkng/Tlzeg6pKR3I/AAAAAAAABGc/9bhthLpcHbA/s1600/12551%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jbbTSF2mkng/Tlzeg6pKR3I/AAAAAAAABGc/9bhthLpcHbA/s320/12551%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">Me dice un amigo que está contento porque su mujer ha perdido la tarjeta de crédito; a lo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">que</span> le pregunto por qué le viene esa alegría y me responde porque la que la ha encontrado <span style="color: #ff6600;">gasta menos que ella.<em></em></span></span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-3556127494877289128?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1168106669120066952007-01-06T09:50:00.000-08:002011-08-30T06:16:35.058-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y3zfT3xGCyg/TlziqglUUKI/AAAAAAAABG8/yIqe8nxBiE4/s1600/13475%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y3zfT3xGCyg/TlziqglUUKI/AAAAAAAABG8/yIqe8nxBiE4/s320/13475%255B1%255D.jpg" width="304" /></a></div><br /><em><span style="font-size: 130%;">La <strong>NATURALEZA</strong> puede vivir sin el <strong>HOMBRE</strong> <span style="color: red;"><strong>pero éste no puede vivr sin ELLA.</strong></span></span></em><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><em></em></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-116810666912006695?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1160857778187789662006-10-14T13:26:00.000-07:002011-10-24T11:45:35.372-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vEynMZip7WY/TlzftTZe00I/AAAAAAAABGg/qFweVrqrTjk/s1600/gr_11626_207916_414789%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vEynMZip7WY/TlzftTZe00I/AAAAAAAABGg/qFweVrqrTjk/s320/gr_11626_207916_414789%255B1%255D.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;">El Hombre quiere conquistar el <strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">MUNDO</span> </strong>la mujer el <strong><span style="color: #cc33cc;">HOGAR.</span></strong></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: white; font-size: x-large;">¿ Qué hace la mujer después de hacer el AMOR ? Molestar ..........</span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-116085777818778966?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1160740774100875012006-10-13T04:32:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:15:10.665-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RL7EaGS9GU0/TlziV5wu52I/AAAAAAAABG4/cjcEqjT6gxQ/s1600/Alfredo%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RL7EaGS9GU0/TlziV5wu52I/AAAAAAAABG4/cjcEqjT6gxQ/s320/Alfredo%255B1%255D.jpg" width="236" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Un amigo mío gastaba una broma en el <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">WC</span> :</strong><br /><strong>Los urinarios suelen tener un <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">mármol</span> divisor para preservar cierta intimidad. Estando en acción </strong><strong>es frecuente que al terminar se hagan unos <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">saltitos</span> para expulsar las gotas que quedan; y el tal amigo en ese momento con los nudillos de los dedos golpeaba en el <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">mármol</span> un par de golpes fuertes; quedando el vecino perplejo de la supuesta <span style="color: #ff6600;">armadura que la naturaleza le había dotado.</span></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-116074077410087501?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1159363132616902522006-09-27T06:13:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:05:25.307-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xacxakTTVaM/TlzgDpju_vI/AAAAAAAABGk/MZlFoVELM70/s1600/87%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xacxakTTVaM/TlzgDpju_vI/AAAAAAAABGk/MZlFoVELM70/s1600/87%255B1%255D.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Un novicio Jesuita, muy avispado le pregunta a su Superior: Padre, <span style="color: #6633ff;">¿ Cuando rezo puedo fumar ?;</span> por Dios, de ninguna de las maneras.</strong><br /><strong>El novicio se queda pensativo y vuelve a interrogar: pero, ¿<span style="color: yellow;"> Cuando fumo puedo rezar ?.</span> Entonces sí hijo mío.-</strong></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115936313261690252?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158699327192027742006-09-19T13:51:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:25:21.551-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TEdLEdIn7AI/Tlzkt0g3zvI/AAAAAAAABHQ/T0EsnRE18Zs/s1600/12061%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TEdLEdIn7AI/Tlzkt0g3zvI/AAAAAAAABHQ/T0EsnRE18Zs/s320/12061%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">NAPOLEÓN</span>, </strong><strong>Cuando <span style="color: #ff6600;">quería que algo no funcionara nombraba una Comisión.-</span></strong></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">( Viendo a nuestros Políticos no parece que hayamos evolucionado demasiado )<br /></span><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115869932719202774?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158695362637638642006-09-19T12:44:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:29:43.308-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xsDP8dd91cw/Tlzlvq0tGdI/AAAAAAAABHY/WnfVg8xZ9ng/s1600/12161%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xsDP8dd91cw/Tlzlvq0tGdI/AAAAAAAABHY/WnfVg8xZ9ng/s320/12161%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><strong>El principio de "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Murphy</span>" dice:</strong><br /></span><strong><em>"Siempre que te caiga la tostada te </em></strong><strong><em>caerá por el lado de la mantequilla."</em></strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #33ccff;"><em>( </em>Lo que no dice es que la tostada tenía mantequilla por los dos lados.)</span></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115869536263763864?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158609658225304812006-09-18T12:49:00.001-07:002011-08-30T06:35:14.380-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GQyXIazSQa0/TlznCM5B-hI/AAAAAAAABHo/JHFEYCbTNVk/s1600/gr_11626_207806_710272%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GQyXIazSQa0/TlznCM5B-hI/AAAAAAAABHo/JHFEYCbTNVk/s320/gr_11626_207806_710272%255B1%255D.jpg" width="301" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Un Científico ensaya con una araña:</strong><br /><strong>Le arranca una pata y le dice:" anda", y la araña anda. </strong><br /><strong>El científico anota en su cuaderno: " La araña al sacarle una pata anda con dificultad".</strong><br /><strong>Prosigue su ensayo, y decide arrancarle el resto de las patas. </strong><br /><strong>Le dice "anda "; y la araña se queda quieta.</strong><br /><strong>Entonces el Científico sentencia en su cuaderno:</strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #009900;">"La araña al sacarle todas las patas se vuelve sorda".</span></strong></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115860965822530481?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158604535655717072006-09-18T11:34:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:31:20.610-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yPFKx5gBfnw/TlzmHDGTGfI/AAAAAAAABHc/79pjB5hQIRk/s1600/gr_11626_207883_171529%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yPFKx5gBfnw/TlzmHDGTGfI/AAAAAAAABHc/79pjB5hQIRk/s320/gr_11626_207883_171529%255B1%255D.jpg" width="285" /></a></div><br /><span style="color: #cc66cc;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>El dolor que mejor se soporta, <span style="color: #33ccff;">es el dolor ajeno</span></strong>.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115860453565571707?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158603354281954812006-09-18T11:07:00.002-07:002011-08-30T08:05:22.832-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5VdcMNxyO-U/Tlz8LE57c6I/AAAAAAAABH0/zFfC3BY0k8Q/s1600/7601%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5VdcMNxyO-U/Tlz8LE57c6I/AAAAAAAABH0/zFfC3BY0k8Q/s320/7601%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /><strong>Si tienes <span style="color: #ff6600;">TIEMPO</span>, ( No tienes dinero) ; y si tienes <span style="color: #33cc00;">DINERO</span>, ( No tienes tiempo ).-</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc33cc;">El mundo civilizado tiene relojes; el incivilizado tiene el tiempo</span></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115860335428195481?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158602778287423272006-09-18T11:04:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:06:25.375-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pTQCktHPo9s/Tlz8agly2FI/AAAAAAAABH4/01JnXwRJwNo/s1600/imagesCA0H2PRD.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pTQCktHPo9s/Tlz8agly2FI/AAAAAAAABH4/01JnXwRJwNo/s1600/imagesCA0H2PRD.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Si te engañan una vez, tiene la culpa el otro;<span style="color: #cc33cc;"> si lo hacen dos veces, tienes la culpa tú.-<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc66;">Tener la conciencia limpia; es signo de falta de memoria.</span><br /></span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115860277828742327?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158602502766009062006-09-18T11:00:00.000-07:002011-09-09T10:28:22.929-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jf7H-LGc7j0/Tlz8v7djIII/AAAAAAAABH8/l3-6YgF4HgM/s1600/6513%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jf7H-LGc7j0/Tlz8v7djIII/AAAAAAAABH8/l3-6YgF4HgM/s320/6513%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">"&nbsp;Todas las feas tienen derecho a vivir; pero no todas en mi pueblo."</span></strong><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #66cccc;">Tres pueden guardar un secreto</span><span style="color: #cc66cc;">, si los otros dos son difuntos. </span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115860250276600906?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1158519535398142672006-09-17T11:57:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:09:55.017-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AUlKRqYpQQA/Tlz9OoJbxII/AAAAAAAABIA/xpjhe-wQzz4/s1600/jordi_01%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="202" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AUlKRqYpQQA/Tlz9OoJbxII/AAAAAAAABIA/xpjhe-wQzz4/s320/jordi_01%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Las setas son todas comestibles; algunas se <span style="color: red;">Comen una sola vez....</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-115851953539814267?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1148829918949744392006-05-28T08:24:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:02:24.455-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k6RPOYuw5Ro/Tlz7eSc2tpI/AAAAAAAABHs/FqGp6BsQi-4/s1600/imagesCA9RWRYK.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k6RPOYuw5Ro/Tlz7eSc2tpI/AAAAAAAABHs/FqGp6BsQi-4/s1600/imagesCA9RWRYK.jpg" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Temo a la masa, aunque sea de<span style="color: #ff6600;"> OBISPOS</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114882991894974439?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1147807768366354862006-05-16T12:26:00.000-07:002011-10-09T00:25:25.691-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QJEPaQITdYc/Tlzj1jtByDI/AAAAAAAABHI/rG2M9Cf8iPM/s1600/cache_1310652714%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QJEPaQITdYc/Tlzj1jtByDI/AAAAAAAABHI/rG2M9Cf8iPM/s1600/cache_1310652714%255B1%255D.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">El peor enemigo, <span style="color: yellow;">ES UNO MISMO<br /><br /><span style="color: #cc66cc;">Luchar contra la corriente; equivale a morir electrocutado.</span></span></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: #ffd966; font-size: x-large;">El Cielo y el Infierno estan dentro de tí.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: #cc66cc;"></span></span></span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: #cc66cc;"></span></span></span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: yellow;"></span></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: #cc66cc;"></span><br /></span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114780776836635486?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146992709952823822006-05-07T02:04:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:12:50.287-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qlsv69DK-5w/TlzhyKf6D1I/AAAAAAAABG0/xqrp0nyBhEw/s1600/jordi-economia%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qlsv69DK-5w/TlzhyKf6D1I/AAAAAAAABG0/xqrp0nyBhEw/s320/jordi-economia%255B1%255D.jpg" width="269" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Le preguntan al marido: " Cuantos sois en casa ?. EL marido responde dos; pero la mujer le replica, no somos tres: <span style="color: #ff6600;">el televisor tu y yo.</span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114699270995282382?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146987436255866632006-05-07T00:32:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:23:18.944-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZO4fAHlNuTA/TlzkPwXQLLI/AAAAAAAABHM/g3vDwcB42Vc/s1600/8041%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZO4fAHlNuTA/TlzkPwXQLLI/AAAAAAAABHM/g3vDwcB42Vc/s320/8041%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">La razón nunca reside en un lado ; es quebrada,<span style="color: #cc66cc;"> Hay un trozo mas o menos grande en cada lado.</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114698743625586663?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146987037171878302006-05-07T00:29:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:26:57.607-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jBlqB91xh3E/TlzlGWrP64I/AAAAAAAABHU/MchEYLqgSI0/s1600/8699%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jBlqB91xh3E/TlzlGWrP64I/AAAAAAAABHU/MchEYLqgSI0/s320/8699%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">La verdad, si es puntual; <span style="color: #6666cc;">es doblemente verdad.</span></span></strong></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114698703717187830?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146986907958465272006-05-07T00:27:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:32:22.054-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5pj5TKynqhY/TlzmXMo5ytI/AAAAAAAABHg/gcSOvmCzuns/s1600/vi_82068_1601931_876155%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="159" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5pj5TKynqhY/TlzmXMo5ytI/AAAAAAAABHg/gcSOvmCzuns/s320/vi_82068_1601931_876155%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Lo breve bueno.<span style="color: #cc0000;"> Dos veces bueno.</span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114698690795846527?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146986677626152342006-05-07T00:22:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:33:22.990-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dk6IEyjxXrw/Tlzmm7UzqAI/AAAAAAAABHk/fDO6vpdp4yA/s1600/11079%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dk6IEyjxXrw/Tlzmm7UzqAI/AAAAAAAABHk/fDO6vpdp4yA/s320/11079%255B1%255D.jpg" width="306" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Un 90% de la realidad de nuestro Planeta, es invisisble y desconocida.<span style="color: #cc9933;"> (</span> <span style="color: #ffcc00;">Sólo un 10 % es lo que vemos y conocemos)</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114698667762615234?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146944626709495802006-05-06T12:41:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:08:35.457-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2BrL7M-Unec/Tlzgy33ulDI/AAAAAAAABGo/m5jwb0YN8Qs/s1600/3592%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2BrL7M-Unec/Tlzgy33ulDI/AAAAAAAABGo/m5jwb0YN8Qs/s320/3592%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: #ff9900;"><strong>Porqué los hombres nunca RECUERDAN;</strong><br /></span></span><strong><span style="color: #6666cc;">y las mujeres nunca OLVIDAN ... ?</span></strong></span></div><div></div><div></div><div><strong><span style="color: #6666cc; font-size: 130%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: 130%;">Los reproches son la antesala del infierno.</span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114694462670949580?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146928473842233232006-05-06T08:12:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:03:46.750-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0UO8EM6WIhQ/Tlz7xqf2tCI/AAAAAAAABHw/DjKDfFqDS5o/s1600/3925%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0UO8EM6WIhQ/Tlz7xqf2tCI/AAAAAAAABHw/DjKDfFqDS5o/s320/3925%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Si un catalán tiene frío, se coloca al lado de la estufa; pero si hace mucho, mucho frío, <span style="color: red;">la enciende.</span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114692847384223323?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146928000868637922006-05-06T07:58:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:11:26.330-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oxH2vPwdHSs/Tlz9lx6qXhI/AAAAAAAABIE/yWOZva2kMcA/s1600/80%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oxH2vPwdHSs/Tlz9lx6qXhI/AAAAAAAABIE/yWOZva2kMcA/s1600/80%255B1%255D.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>En una revista de humor, se veía un cardenal y un <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">militarote</span> lleno de medallas y <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">a pie</span> de página decía:</strong><br /><strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">" No te fies nunca de los que no visten como los demás "</span></strong></span></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114692800086863792?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146919127055895732006-05-06T05:34:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:18:14.953-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XOfdkxgVeuA/TlzjEF4V4lI/AAAAAAAABHA/58JsDgddN2Q/s1600/8591%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XOfdkxgVeuA/TlzjEF4V4lI/AAAAAAAABHA/58JsDgddN2Q/s320/8591%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">La teoria de la bicicleta es aplicable a la Empresa:<br /><span style="color: #ff6600;">O Pedaleas (Avanzas ) o te Caes.- </span><br /><span style="color: #00cccc;">Hay que pedalear aunque sea cuesta abajo .-<br /></span>( Aunque las cosas marchen bien)</span></strong></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691912705589573?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146915710468986012006-05-06T04:41:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:12:41.017-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1W4snAg9G5g/Tlz94OuPRjI/AAAAAAAABII/DGMCcTXR8Dc/s1600/3082%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1W4snAg9G5g/Tlz94OuPRjI/AAAAAAAABII/DGMCcTXR8Dc/s320/3082%255B1%255D.jpg" width="308" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Las canas no se respetan; se tiñen.</span></strong></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691571046898601?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146915591425886682006-05-06T04:38:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:14:56.386-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EGSMRGAubas/Tlz-Z_mF-yI/AAAAAAAABIQ/jLte52bJlW4/s1600/13778%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EGSMRGAubas/Tlz-Z_mF-yI/AAAAAAAABIQ/jLte52bJlW4/s320/13778%255B1%255D.jpg" width="302" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Lo que más temo es la ignorancia; sobre todo cuando tiene <span style="color: #cc33cc;">dos piernas.-</span></span></strong></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691559142588668?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146915485819978072006-05-06T04:37:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:18:13.372-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TzrzlSZICI8/Tlz_LiCE-DI/AAAAAAAABIU/1Q41dih9Fr8/s1600/gr_11626_207924_232753%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="166" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TzrzlSZICI8/Tlz_LiCE-DI/AAAAAAAABIU/1Q41dih9Fr8/s320/gr_11626_207924_232753%255B1%255D.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #339999;">El alma necesita pocas cosas;</span> <span style="color: #ffcc00;">el cuerpo muchas.-</span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691548581997807?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146915409039851412006-05-06T04:35:00.000-07:002011-10-24T11:50:27.359-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tIbIuckEdUo/Tlz_XdltWDI/AAAAAAAABIY/8EC4igC8SIU/s1600/9409%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tIbIuckEdUo/Tlz_XdltWDI/AAAAAAAABIY/8EC4igC8SIU/s320/9409%255B1%255D.jpg" width="301" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: 130%; font-weight: bold;">Todos los caminos van a ROMA; <span style="color: #33cc00;">menos el camino verde que va a la Ermita.-</span></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: #f1c232; font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;No soy un inutil: SIRVO DE MAL EJEMPLO</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691540903985141?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146911443552092042006-05-06T03:28:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:20:08.354-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-txKdbc04p04/Tlz_oHWbObI/AAAAAAAABIc/3fZ6agtBW44/s1600/12061%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-txKdbc04p04/Tlz_oHWbObI/AAAAAAAABIc/3fZ6agtBW44/s320/12061%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><br /><div><div><div><div><div></div><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>¿ Qué te ha dicho el Doctor ?:</strong><br /></span><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc33cc;">Pues estoy confundida; " No se si me ha dicho que estaba jodida de los ovarios; o que tenía que joder con varios". </span><br /></span></strong></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691144355209204?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146910913513116902006-05-06T03:17:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:22:11.721-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-frAK2IqTR6Y/Tl0AGxZ4gDI/AAAAAAAABIg/MqKX6HgVESc/s1600/imagesCAF5C7SD.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-frAK2IqTR6Y/Tl0AGxZ4gDI/AAAAAAAABIg/MqKX6HgVESc/s1600/imagesCAF5C7SD.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>Mandan un Dr. para atacar una epidemia a una Colonia: </strong><br /><strong>Pasa una año y el Dr. manda un cable a la Metrópoli : </strong><br /><strong>"<span style="color: #ff6666;">Dominada la Epidemia por falta de Pacientes" </span></strong></span><span style="color: #ff6666; font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>( Habían muerto todos)</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691091351311690?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146910481774364112006-05-06T03:10:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:23:23.249-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rMhr9-dTY9E/Tl0AYjrntSI/AAAAAAAABIk/o3Ip1dSqlo0/s1600/7656%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rMhr9-dTY9E/Tl0AYjrntSI/AAAAAAAABIk/o3Ip1dSqlo0/s320/7656%255B1%255D.jpg" width="304" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>El Dr. Dice:</strong><br /><strong style="color: #cc6600;">El diagnóstico es correcto; pero el Paciente equivocado.</strong><br /><strong style="color: yellow;">"Esta es la habitación 105 el informe dice que es de la 205"</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong><br /></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114691048177436411?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146908094723210852006-05-06T02:33:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:24:26.509-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qRFjh1UhBRE/Tl0Ao615xdI/AAAAAAAABIo/6afdJ8UrEgY/s1600/gr_11626_207975_420698%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qRFjh1UhBRE/Tl0Ao615xdI/AAAAAAAABIo/6afdJ8UrEgY/s320/gr_11626_207975_420698%255B1%255D.jpg" width="237" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: 130%;"><strong>La única diferencia entre un condenado a muerte y tú; es que él conoce la hora.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690809472321085?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146902709004422832006-05-06T01:03:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:25:28.745-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nZhs1kygHMc/Tl0A3kicPPI/AAAAAAAABIs/eRmm7W8dBGE/s1600/9523%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nZhs1kygHMc/Tl0A3kicPPI/AAAAAAAABIs/eRmm7W8dBGE/s320/9523%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><strong>No tengo dinero para comprar barato.<span style="color: #33ccff; font-size: 130%;"></span></strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="color: #33ccff;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690270900442283?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146900987981208852006-05-06T00:34:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:26:38.609-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I-0EIUvVVRI/Tl0BJnon3rI/AAAAAAAABI0/Cx2iJuNTDxc/s1600/12849%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I-0EIUvVVRI/Tl0BJnon3rI/AAAAAAAABI0/Cx2iJuNTDxc/s320/12849%255B1%255D.jpg" width="306" /></a></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #33cc00;">Promiscuidad= Es aquel que no sabe en qué coño está.</span> </span><span style="color: #cc33cc;"><br /></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690098798120885?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146900392950464782006-05-06T00:25:00.000-07:002011-08-30T08:28:14.957-07:00<span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /></span><br /><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ELIXQSxjCUg/Tl0Bg4VNgPI/AAAAAAAABI4/0fGqkmB-zMo/s1600/8087%255B1%255D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ELIXQSxjCUg/Tl0Bg4VNgPI/AAAAAAAABI4/0fGqkmB-zMo/s320/8087%255B1%255D.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc33cc;">El poder absoluto; corrompe absolutamente.- </span><br /></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690039295046478?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146900237850324622006-05-06T00:22:00.001-07:002010-04-21T13:08:09.908-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89QGogB9NI/AAAAAAAAAz4/8DAd90H5_lw/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS206.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 321px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462672947904902354" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89QGogB9NI/AAAAAAAAAz4/8DAd90H5_lw/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS206.jpg" /></a><br /><div><div><div><div><div><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#9999ff;">Quien quiere a su madre, no puede ser malo.<br /></span></strong></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690023785032462?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146900065028455592006-05-06T00:19:00.000-07:002010-04-21T13:12:50.775-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89QnTVSOLI/AAAAAAAAA0A/7Sju0ythq-Q/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS128.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 278px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462673509158369458" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89QnTVSOLI/AAAAAAAAA0A/7Sju0ythq-Q/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS128.jpg" /></a><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;">La intuición femenina; es el fruto de años de no pensar.</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#6666cc;"></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114690006502845559?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146899694205616572006-05-06T00:13:00.001-07:002010-04-21T23:07:27.275-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89RP8YOHqI/AAAAAAAAA0I/ea39Sn0cD_I/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+MARINA-1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 278px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462674207371304610" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89RP8YOHqI/AAAAAAAAA0I/ea39Sn0cD_I/s400/FotoSketcher+-+MARINA-1.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Si eres feliz; no te preocupes. <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">Ya te pasará</span></strong><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204)">( Estas en un estado de transitorio )</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114689969420561657?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146857598539164262006-05-05T12:32:00.000-07:002010-04-22T03:56:19.979-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89WcwHKs1I/AAAAAAAAA0Q/TX7ovATYa6s/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS153.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 278px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462679924974990162" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89WcwHKs1I/AAAAAAAAA0Q/TX7ovATYa6s/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS153.jpg" /></a><br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">En quitándolo de la vista, <span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,0)">presto se va de la memoria.</span><br /></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114685759853916426?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146857431092002912006-05-05T12:27:00.001-07:002010-04-21T23:14:46.637-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89XSXJCwAI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/-HdYuvz-m0I/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS180.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 278px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462680845984907266" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89XSXJCwAI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/-HdYuvz-m0I/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS180.jpg" /></a><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Mira a las cosas familiares hasta que te parezcan extrañas; <span style="COLOR: rgb(204,153,51)">y entonces las verás por primera vez.</span><br /></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114685743109200291?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146766860947760672006-05-04T11:18:00.001-07:002010-04-21T23:13:45.591-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89Xw4G9aII/AAAAAAAAA0g/VVB61cxX3vw/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS201.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 321px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462681370230614146" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S89Xw4G9aII/AAAAAAAAA0g/VVB61cxX3vw/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS201.jpg" /></a><br /><div><div><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Me parece recordar que te quiero.</strong><br /></span></span><strong><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-size:130%;" >Se me olvido que te olvidé.<br /></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114676686094776067?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27540944.post-1146765781277189612006-05-04T11:00:00.000-07:002011-09-13T07:01:58.774-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S81oCpeib2I/AAAAAAAAAyI/4BYJJ34kEDg/s1600/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS148%5B1%5D.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462136317773246306" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_so2ypnD-RNU/S81oCpeib2I/AAAAAAAAAyI/4BYJJ34kEDg/s400/FotoSketcher+-+PARIS148%5B1%5D.jpg" style="display: block; height: 279px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a> <br /><div><div><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;">Tu qué eres, casado o feliz.</span></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="color: #cc66cc; font-size: 130%;">El sexo es lo más divertido que podemos hacer sin reir.</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;"></span></strong></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27540944-114676578127718961?l=chistes5estrellas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaume Matamalanoreply@blogger.com